January 2011
12 posts
“Revolution’s not easy with a Civil War on the inside.”
– Anberlin - “Breathe”
I Didn't Get To Go
I had a dream. I was at some big building with a huge restroom. I had to go take a dump. I think there was like 40 stalls and I checked each one. All toilets were not flushed. I hate when people do this! The restroom was in an L shape. I was in the last 20 section. I found one that was clean but it wasn’t a toilet. It’s some weird half sphere. Kinda like the deathstar. I flushed it so...
“Dude I’ve been bartending for the past two hours. Someone walked up to me when I...”
– My buddy Dave, explaining to us why the fuck he disappeared in the club for two hours last night, and why, upon return, he was holding full liquor bottles. (via gaws)
Hahaha, that’s awesome.
2010 resolutions
instead of writing ones for 2011. i’ll check with my 2010 ones! ok, here goes.
- stretch and exercise everyday. HA! nope.
- set and maintain a healthy sleeping pattern schedule. HA! nope. not even possible with my work schedule now.
- read a book. HA! nope.
- practice guitar. this i did! but now i forgot what i learned.
- practice dancing. this was alright. wasn’t as creative as...